Stanley Kubrick’s 12 rules

  1. If you open it, CLOSE IT!
  2. If you turn it on, TURNIT OFF!
  3. If you unlock it, LOCK IT!
  4. If you break it, REPAIR IT!
  5. If you can’t fix it, CALL IN SOMEONE WHO CAN!
  6. If you borrow it, RETURN IT!
  7. If you use it, PUT IT BACK!
  8. If you make a mess, CLEAN IT UP!
  9. If you move it, PUT IT BACK!
  10. If it belongs to someone else, GET PERMISSION TO USE IT!
  11. If you don’t know how to operate it, LEAVE IT ALONE!
  12. If it doesn’t concern you, DON’T MESS WITH IT!
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